Earlier today I received a mysterious email from Burtis.
I’ve already briefed Donnie and Lilah on this case. Bond wants us to investigate some Jack character. (Told you there’s always a Jack). So far, we don’t have many leads. From the evidence Bond already compiled, it’s clear that Black and Burtis are hiding something. They must know who Jack is. But why was Burtis the one to contact us, then? Something doesn’t add up.
Where does Black work? What authority does Burtis have? Whose side are they really on? We’ll find out soon enough. Just like we uncovered the truth behind Obama’s evil spider bananas, Stirrup Trouble will soon know all about Jack. We’ll even know his allergies.
Keep on the lookout.