Conspiracy Theory (3 stars)

Potentially Dead Spiders Found In Supermarket Banana

Mystery Air Objects seen In Sky Over L.A

Obama Sweeps to Historic History


My first assignment as an agent of Sitrrup, is to find my managers missing bananas… a little odd I know, but I have a feeling this is a sort of initiation. ANYways, I was sifting through some of her old research and came across these newspaper clippings and asked, “Now why would she have these?”. I came up with the theory that Obama is an alien and in order to get into office, he stole her bananas and infected them with deadly spiders in order to kill off his enemies. Well she ate it up, so now I’m posting this as proof that Obama is an alien. The links to the original articles are below.


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